Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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