either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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