how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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