I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
