did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i believe in u and ur pee
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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