the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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