I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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