Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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