i think i have herpe
just one?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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