I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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