Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I need a beard to bite.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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