Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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