I hate your face
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The Olympian is in my bed
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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