I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
