ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You coming home soon, man?
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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