i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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