He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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