Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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