Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You don't make any sense
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