what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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