17 year olds will be the death of me.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
did you just send me my own nude
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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