I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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