69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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