I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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