Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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