U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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