is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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