is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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