I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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