I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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