butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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