did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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