I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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