I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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