i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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