yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
