try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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