Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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