wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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