Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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