i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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