The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
where does the pee come out of this thing
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Let's paint friendship bongs
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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