have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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