So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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