How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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