You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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