you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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