I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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