I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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