Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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