I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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