I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
two words...techno handjob
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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