If that was your dad, he is hot
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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