her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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