Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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