awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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