i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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