Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
My vagina is officially offended.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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