so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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