i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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